if a spoon howls
- Research Notes - 17 August 2017 - Albert Lea, Minnesota -
Montana is a very long state, from West to East (empirically reasoned). Other states which are also long: South Dakota (empirical), North Dakota (a priori). States which are quite short in West-East dimension: Idaho (empirical). States which are neither quite long nor quite short in West-East dimension: Idaho (a priori).
States which have handles: Idaho.
Other things which have handles: spoons.
Spoons seen in Idaho: zero.
Spoons which exist in Idaho: zero.
- Dr. A. Schneider, SpR -