howls from the road

- Research Notes - 17 August 2017 - Albert Lea, Minnesota -

Montana is a very long state, from West to East (empirically reasoned). Other states which are also long: South Dakota (empirical), North Dakota (a priori). States which are quite short in West-East dimension:...

16 Jul 2017

I DIED FOR YOU TO BE A SPOON

the las vegas man

albuquerque cop

tells me

I could not be a spoon

not in other places

you’d be killed if you did that in other countries

the man forces me to accept his

he did this for me

can hear him plead,

demand

thank me

THANK YOU

but it’s a questio...

Dear Mr. Sillitoe and Ms. Stephenson,

Following our last conversation, I regret to inform you that my notes (numbers 1-54), have been lost. With them, I have lost much of the work from the first part of my journey across the Used Spoon Association. I am currently in the...

3 Feb 2017

spoon test spoon test egg test dog test howl test feet test ear test tiny crooked pinky test

I have two very small pinkies with crooks in them at the same place but opposite -

just like the rest of my slightly off-kilter asymmetrical body

SIR SIR SIR EXCUSE ME SIR

MA...

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Mr. A. Schneider, SpR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am a certified Spoon Researcher and howl-activist. A founding member of Howling Spoon, an international revolt of conscious cutlery, I have been working to support the Spoons since they first began to howl. I am currently on the road in pursuit of Kitchen Spoon, one of the few remaining spoons since the (hopefully temporary) dissolution of Howling Spoon in December 2016.

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